Miss you boo…

Awww Marques, can’t you see we need you?  Yes, I know that we all marvel at Reggie’s speed (and gluts *drool*…wait…wha…oh), and Deuce’s strength.  But my sweet, you deliver.  Your unbelievable reach.  Your incomparable ball control (okay, I can’t say that without giggling).  Are your hands made of crazy glue?  Silly putty?  Velcro?  (Wait, that wouldn’t work on a football, right?)  Without you, I lost a dollar on a Foreskins game.  Without you, we lost to the Broncos.  The fucking Broncos.  That will never do.

So you see, we need you.  Get well soon.

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