I’m watching my children clean up today. See, typically, they make the mess, I clean it up, and while I’m in the midst of cleaning, they make more mess. Today, I had an “OH HELL NAW” moment, when from the time it took me to take a shower, they had turned the place into Beirut meets Fallujah. So now, I’ve got them reorganizing the joint, so they can have a healthy respect for what it takes to keep this big wheel of life turning.
I walked in the room, and they were acting like a couple of wild heathens. Jumping off of shit, throwing shit in the air. I half expected Ladybug to tell Finge, “We gon make it rain nigga!” Totally off the chain.
I feel a little guilty, just watching them and such, but in the words fo the late great Bernie Mac, “Fuck it…gotta learn, gotta learn!”
They are mad as hell too. My old folks home is SOOOOOOOO not goign to have indoor plumbing.