…when you think, “It would have been easier if I would have just slapped that ho.”
…when the only support you’re getting is from your bra. And one of the straps broke.
…when you realize that passing the blame isn’t all bad. That time usually comes when you fart in a crowd.
…when recognize even those you love the most are deeply flawed.
…when you recognized that you’re pretty raggedy too.
…when you realize that the previous two aren’t to be forgiven or endured, but to be embraced as part of a real life.
…when a you (man AND woman) realize that a lot of your relationship problems stem from wanting your mate to “act right.”
…when you ignore the fact that you don’t act right your damn self.
…when you turn into your parents and you couldn’t be feel more proud.
…when you realize that love comes in many forms, and if you’re merely limiting it to a ring box, you’ve missed the entire point.
…when you learn that inappropriate humor is often the funniest.
…when you think the dimples in your butt give it character.
…when you would still buy cellulite cream regardless. Leave the characters for cartoons.
…when you realize that true wisdom lies in admitting what you don’t know.
…when you realize that the time you wasted worrying about the opinions of others is time you wasted. Period.
…when your child does the same crap you did, and you want to give your parents a rhodium trophy for not yanking a knot out of your ass on an hourly basis.
…when you realize that you DON’T have haters. Not real ones. You ain’t Jigga. You are a bookkeeping clerk. Somebody poured honey in your calculator? Then you’re cool. Chill out.